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Summer was huge that year. A bunch of us got a house right near the beach, something we'd been planning for a while.

Hot sun, hot guys, and miles of Cali coast to cruise. All you needed was a board and some buddies to leave all your cares behind.

Of course, guys being guys, it quickly became competitive. What was searching for the biggest wave aggressively turned into the search for the biggest cock.

It was no small task. Surf, sex, sand merged into a summer of competitive bliss. The objective? To find the biggest. And that's how it all began.

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