Instrucțiuni de fumat, scrumieră umană, curvă minionă

Hello ladies and gentlemen, so today you are not just gonna watch me smoke, but you are gonna smoke with me.

Not only are you gonna smoke with me, you're gonna follow my exact instructions.

So, number one, ashtray. We're not gonna use an ashtray at all. We're gonna use ourselves as an ashtray. Us, me and you.

Number two, get your cigarettes and get your lighter. But make sure you don't use an ashtray. No, no, no, no, not ashtray.

So, we push the ashtray aside. Here's my ashtray. I'm not gonna use it. So that means you don't use your ashtray either.